Friday, 30 April 2010

OFFICIAL: Santarcangelo Are (Probably) The Worst Team In Italy

It does not matter how poor you think il Bianconeri have been this term, there is now a team who can lay claim to being officially the worst team in Italy, Santarcangelo. On Wednesday evening, Juventus played a friendly against the Serie D side, with each team allowed to make 11 changes.

The game is an annual event & this years fixture enabled Zaccheroni to get some game time into the legs of players like Legrottaglie, Iaquinta and the recently fit Martin Caceres. The coach chose to exclude Buffon, Sissoko, Diego & Trezeguet from action as they have all recently regained match sharpness after injury.


Pinsoglio: Better than Gigi, bigger than Seba...

Juventus goalkeeper Carlo Pinsoglio kept out every shot he faced, which probably makes the 20 year old the club leader in clean sheets, ahead of Buffon, Manninger & his Great-Grandfather, Chimenti.

But even this is only half the story as the final score in the match was 6-0. That's right, six! But wait, there is yet more shame & sorrow to be poured on the fresh wounds of the Santarcangelo players. Not only did they let in 6, Melo, Grosso & Michele Paolucci were among the scorers.

Still not convinced? OK, here comes the clincher, the final straw, the one simple fact that will show you beyond all doubt that this team of part-time players from Romanga is the worst group ever put together. Amauri scored a hat-trick! And he actually celebrated the goals too.


"Hey, I Should Play In Their League..."

No, he really did, 3 real goals. Against a real-live goal keeper. And defenders. Look, you can see them in the picture, its not photo-shopped or anything. Look at the pride & sense of achievement on his face. The relief is almost palpable. He was still Brazilian the last time he found the net....

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